i’ve been so out of it the past couple of days or weeks – i don’t really know i’ve lost track. skipping out on sleep and meals. i hope i’m ok haha.
i met this guy lol and he’s such a sweetheart but he’s intense as shit. he seems like he’d be super clingy and speaks of marriage too casually and i’ve only hung out with him like once. i’m a little more than slightly freaked out. BUT! he’s like this pro bike dragracer which makes him super cool and he wants me to be his apprentice. i’m gonna learn how to work on motorcycles and ride them & shit.
i went to jersey for a few hours then came back and watched some movies with my boo (no homo). i saw twilight and i gotta say, it was pretty fuckin’ awesome. i made alot of fun of the people that were so into this cause i’d walk into hot topic and see shirts from this shit and quotes and it was just ridiculous. but it was very well done. i mean, it’s a pretty sickening love story but it’s filled with enough action to keep you from gagging. and edward cullen is the man. i’d do stuff to him. omg and kristen stewart, shit. i found my new woman crush. she’s right up there with mila kunis.
so yea, if you haven’t seen it do check it out.
1. i actually went to mop the floor the other day but the contraption of a swifter you bought to replace mine that you broke is retarded.
2a. you brought the cat into our house.
2b. i tried to kick her out one day and you let her back in. but please, i urge you to get rid of her if you’re so inclined. she shat in my car. i have a personal vendetta against her.
3. clearly the cat that (see number 2a) went into the trash can. as soon as i saw it i cleaned it up instead of doing the mature thing and taking a picture of it. silly me.
4. i got nothing for this one.
5. holy shit! i’m so sorry i left my bottle of hair lotion out. damn. never again…never again. this is by far the grossest of them all. this definitely deserved a picture.
6. clearly i told you BEFORE you made the damn spaghetti that night that him and i no longer wanted to indulge in your fine cuisine. you shouldn’t have have made it. however, i will throw it away since clearly i was the ONLY one who ate some of it.
7. ahem, (see number 2a)
8. ahem, (see number 2a)
9. ahem, (see number 2a)
10. i actually don’t read your blog but amanda told me you were bitching about me so i figured i’d give it a lil’ look see.
11. i’ve cleaned the kitchen and i’ll get to the bathroom when i’m not up all night editing.
12. there’s actually a new species of banana: the hueless Musa. look it up kiddo.
13. you probably won’t approve this comment cause you never do but it’s all good.
14. oh wait! i got another one…haha i almost forgot. how could you “love” amanda car when about 2 months ago you didn’t even like her?? this boggles me a little. she is pretty awesome though. maybe she sparked a sudden change of heart on your part with said awesomeness.
¹drama queen – (slang) By extension, an exaggeratedly dramatic person.