i like that boom boom pow!

i had a delightfully enjoyable weekend without consuming much alcohol. +10 pts for me!

we did get drunk on thursday for allison’s bday and that was the funniest ever.

amanda is a funny kid.

she calls me tienisha.

i saw lily allen in concert and we were front and center. like literally, i saw every beautiful inch of her body. i thought i was gay that night. the images of sexually explicit things that kept flashing in my mind as i gazed into her eyes are unmentionable on here. but i’m available for cybersex on aim..lol JK. but no seriously, i think i went home a little moist. she puts on such an amazing show. i want her body. she’s so precious and she’s got that accent. omg.

she looked right into my camera here! omg so sexy!

one of my fave songs on the new album is called “who’d of known”. it’s a cute little disgustingly romantic song about the super beginning of a relationship and the uncertainty of what’s gonna happen. like when people are super into each other and swallowing each other’s saliva in public and you saw “ew”. she has an adorable song about it. so, after hearing the album for the first time it was an instant connection with me. however…what made it better was that right before she performed this song she addressed me outof EVERYONE in the crowd. well, she actually thought me and matty poops were together so she explained the song’s meaning and looked and pointed at us and said “like you two” lol. so he put his arm around me and we played it off for like 2 minutes. all the time i was eyeing her up and down haha. so yea, that’s my little brush with her. she acknowledged my existence – i can now die happy!

the opening act “natalie portman’s shaved head” was really good too. i was eye fucking the SHIT outta the lead singer with his tight pants and his sexy haircut.